Funny Eggplant Emoji Wall Art, Cheeky Humor Poster for Bathroom Decor

It's just a vegetable. Please act accordingly.

"Please Stop Sexualizing Me" is the wall art your bathroom, bedroom, or kitchen didn't know it needed: a deadpan, grumpy eggplant who is done with your assumptions. Bold typography, retro-cartoon illustration style, and a joke that lands every single time someone reads it.

This is the kind of piece that makes guests stop, read it twice, and immediately ask where you got it. Perfect for dark academia shelves, maximalist gallery walls, or anywhere you want personality over predictability.

🎁 Makes a Perfect Gift For:

*Birthdays & galentine's celebrations
*Housewarming & white elephant gifts
*Gen Z humor lovers & feminist friends
*Anyone with a dark, dry, or irreverent sense of humor
*The person in your life who is impossible to shop for

🖨️ Museum-Quality Print Features:

*Printed on thick, premium matte paper (189 g/m²) — so colors stay rich and bold without glare
*Smooth, non-reflective finish for a gallery-ready look
*High-resolution, vibrant color printing that holds fine detail
*Printed with water-based inks — safer for homes with kids and pets
*Paper sourced from Japan for superior print quality
*Carefully packaged to arrive in perfect condition

✅ This is a premium physical print — not a digital download.

📏 Available Sizes — Choose What Fits Your Space:

8" x 10"
11" x 14"
12" x 16"
16" x 20"
18" x 24"
24" x 36"

Not sure which size to choose? A good rule of thumb: 8x10 or 11x14 for a desk or small wall, 16x20 or 18x24 for a statement piece, 24x36 for a large focal wall.

🧼 Care Instructions: To keep your print looking its best, display away from direct sunlight and high humidity. If needed, wipe gently with a dry, soft cloth. Do not wet clean.

⚠️ Please Note:

*No frame is included
*This is a physical print — no digital file is included
*Colors may vary slightly depending on your monitor settings

📦 Shipping, Returns & Order Issues:

Each poster is made just for you. We want you to feel confident ordering from our shop — returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Buyers are responsible for return shipping, and prints must be returned unused, unframed, and in their original condition. Once we receive the return, we'll process your refund.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours with photos so we can make it right. Please double-check your shipping address at checkout. Orders returned due to an incorrect address may require an additional shipping fee to resend.

 Images are digital mockups showing how the design will look on the product. Colors and placement may vary slightly from the mockup.