Please Stop Sexualizing Me Eggplant Unisex T-Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee

He’s an eggplant. He’s exhausted. And he would really like everyone to calm down.

Made for meme lovers, vegetable enthusiasts, and anyone with a taste for absurd humor, it’s an easy conversation starter with just the right amount of attitude.

👕 Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, lightweight, and comfortable for everyday wear
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
• Just the right amount of stretch for an easy, flattering fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction for a better shape and fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
• Detailed full-color Compass & Kite artwork
• Made to order especially for you

*Heather colors contain polyester.

📏 Fit & Sizing

This is a unisex tee with a modern, relaxed fit.

Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer a looser, oversized look.

Please check our size guide before ordering to find your best fit.

🧵 Fabric Details

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

*Heather colors contain polyester.

The fabric is lightweight and may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors, particularly under bright lighting.

🌱 Made Just for You

Each shirt is printed on demand after you place your order.

Producing each piece individually means we don’t keep large quantities of pre-printed inventory and make only what our customers actually order.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Wash inside out when possible
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

A little extra care will help keep your samurai looking battle-ready for years to come.

📦 Shipping, Returns & Order Issues

Each T-shirt is made especially for you.

Returns are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and returned in their original condition. Buyers are responsible for return shipping.

If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos so we can make it right.

Please double-check your shipping address and selected size and color before placing your order.

Product images are digital mockups showing how the finished shirt will look. Colors, print placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown.

🏷️ Bundle & Save

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🚚 Free U.S. Shipping

Free U.S. shipping on orders of $50 or more.