Trumpkin Funny Political Parody Unisex T-Shirt – Orange Pumpkin Graphic Tee

Meet Trumpkin: the loudest pumpkin on the porch. Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and thrown out in November.

Made for fans of political satire, Halloween humor, and human decency. 

📦 Shipping, Returns & Order Issues

Each T-shirt is made to order especially for you.

Most orders take approximately 2–6 business days to produce, plus shipping time. Free standard U.S. shipping is available on qualifying orders of $50 or more.

We accept returns on eligible T-shirts within 14 days of delivery, including for changes of mind or sizing issues. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Customers are responsible for return shipping.

To request a return, email compassandkite@gmail.com before sending anything back. Once your return is approved, we'll provide instructions and the appropriate return shipping address.

If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and photos so we can make it right.

Please double-check your shipping address and selected size and color before ordering. Product images are digital mockups, and minor variations in color, print placement, and appearance may occur.

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🚚 Free U.S. Shipping

Free U.S. shipping on orders of $50 or more.

👕 Why You’ll Love It

• Soft, lightweight, and comfortable for everyday wear
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
• Just the right amount of stretch for an easy, flattering fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction for a better shape and fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability
• Detailed full-color Compass & Kite artwork
• Made to order especially for you

*Heather colors contain polyester.

📏 Fit & Sizing

This is a unisex tee with a modern, relaxed fit.

Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up if you prefer a looser, oversized look.

Please check our size guide before ordering to find your best fit.

🧵 Fabric Details

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

*Heather colors contain polyester.

The fabric is lightweight and may appear slightly sheer in lighter colors, particularly under bright lighting.

🌱 Made Just for You

Each shirt is printed on demand after you place your order.

Producing each piece individually means we don’t keep large quantities of pre-printed inventory and make only what our customers actually order.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Wash inside out when possible
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry clean

A little extra care will help keep your samurai looking battle-ready for years to come.